As some of you might know I went to the Crossing Border Festival in the Hague (Den Haag) -- uh, it was kind of amazing.

( She called us bigots with her fist in the air )

( and as she did they could see all her armpit hair. )

Last Monday was probably one of the best days I've had. First of all it was the day I saw the Emmys in entirely... which meant I was going to have some exercise for the first time just by jumping out of my chair out of excitement or whatever. There were a few highlights, but also the many obvious very low lows and lots of yawns towards the screen. Not going into them though, because that would be a pain in the ass to read through.

( Let's get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants. )

Jet skis!